Terms of Service

Last Updated: April 12, 2026

STRICT NOVELTY USE ONLY: This is a joke/meme service. It is NOT for professional, legal, or life-critical use. Service stability is not guaranteed.

1. Eligibility & NSFW Content

You must be at least 18 years of age to use this service. Many of our domains are NSFW (Not Safe For Work) or adult in nature. By proceeding, you confirm you are of legal age and will not hold the service liable for any offense taken regarding domain names or content.

2. "As-Is" Service & No Warranty

The service is provided "AS-IS" and "AS-AVAILABLE." We expressly disclaim all warranties. If the server crashes, a domain is blacklisted, or emails are lost, we are not liable. This service can and will break.

3. Subscriptions & Instant Kill Policy

  • Billing: Recurring charges apply. All sales are final; no partial refunds.
  • Cancellation: Upon cancellation, your account is immediately killed.
  • No Recovery: We have a zero-recovery policy. Once deleted, data is gone forever. No "undeleting," no exceptions.

4. Dispute Resolution (Binding Arbitration)

Please read this carefully. It affects your rights.

Any dispute arising from these terms will be settled via Binding Arbitration in Las Vegas, Nevada. You hereby waive your right to a trial by jury and your right to participate in any Class Action Lawsuit or class-wide arbitration.

5. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless our operators and parent company from any legal fees or claims arising from your misuse of the service or harassment of others using our domains.

Privacy Policy

Data Management

While the domains are a joke, your privacy is not. We use Encryption-at-Rest for all stored communications.

What we collect

Email address for account login and basic metadata for service functionality.

Payment Processing

All payments are handled by Stripe. We never store or see your full credit card details.

Third Party Disclosure

We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information. We only disclose data if required by a valid legal subpoena from a Nevada court.

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